Oooh! Faceless assassin! -That dude's AWESOME!
 - the laugh in the KidzBop version of Feel Good Inc
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growlithed:

supey:

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THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

fayanora:

kars:

holy shit the mike brown petition only has 15k more signatures to go

sign here if you havent

Okay, people, now it only needs a little over 1.6K signatures! WE CAN DO THIS!!!

phantomthelabrat:

trekupmysleeve:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
Explains why helicopters make me nervous and I feel I have to hide

Intense Aichmophobia. That actually makes sense now.

pengosolvent:

yo everyone’s freaking out about the freddy’s game but if the dude just had a god damn fursuit none of this would have happened you coulda just chilled with freddy see the furries are prepared they know what’s up

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

phantomthelabrat:

karpetsharks-art:

foxy pls.

He just wants some lovin!