I encompass and I eclipse. You got the hiccups.

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

gothicstan:

i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza

my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD

LOOK

PIZZA

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my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

How to shoot lasers out of your dick

How to shoot lasers out of your dick

fuckyeahnightmares:

i keep thinking about halloween and its may 

Omg I’ve been thinking about the world of warcraft holiday equivalent, Hallow’s End lately. O.o

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

Like looking at two different people

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

lolsofunny:

niknak79:

What do we do now?

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

niknak79:

What do we do now?

(lol here!)